Best Knock Knock Jokes

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Déja

Déja who?

Knock! Knock!

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Owls say

Owls say who?

Yes, they do.

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Cash

Cash who?

No thanks, I'll have some peanuts.

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

I eat mop

I eat mop who?

That's revolting!

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Honey bee

Honey bee who?

Honey bee a dear and open up, would you?