Pick-up Lines to Live By

WARNING: USE THESE PICK-UP LINES WITH CAUTION. MAY RESULT IN EMBARRASSMENT OR ABSOLUTE HUMILIATION!

1. Hey, tie your shoes! Don't want you falling for anyone else.

2. I must be a snowflake, cause I've fallen for you.

3. Are you a cat? Cause I'm feline a connection between us!

4.  You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

5. Life without you is like a broken pencil ... pointless

6. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

7. Are  you religious? Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.

8. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

9. If you were a library book, I would check you out.

10. On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9 ... And I'm the 1 you need.

11. If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

12. Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.

13. Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type.

14. Did you hear the new disease called beautiful, I think you're infected.

15. You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.

16. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

17. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

18. Good think I bought like insurance ... Because when I saw you, my heart stopped!

19. You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

20. If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.

21. If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.

22. I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

23. You must be a ninja, cause you snuck into my heart.

24. Did you swallow magnet? Cause you're attractive!

25. Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.

26. Is your name google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.

27. I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

28. Are you a bank loan? Cause you got my interest.

29. Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper!

30. Do you like star wars? Because yoda only one for me.